so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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