when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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