Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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