I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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