David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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