jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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