she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
that is very illegal...i love you.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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