I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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