I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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