Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize