Please don't use social media to get back at me.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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