can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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