I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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