you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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