And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
