I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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