what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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