Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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