Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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