she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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