this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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