everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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