you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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