I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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