And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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