That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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