I'm going to jail i love you
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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