dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Couch. On fire.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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