my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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