I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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