You work out of a Hotel?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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