I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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