scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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