some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I would ride that face into the sunset
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