when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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