She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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