Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Enjoy the penises
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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