He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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