what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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