how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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