First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
operation harelip BJ is a go
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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