come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
He kissed a someone with a penis
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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