I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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