I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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