in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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