oh god the rape fog is back!
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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