Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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