just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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