He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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