Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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