marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
