There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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