If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
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